Rib Scout Rules

May 11, 2019


Girl smiles behind rib

Manual Rules and Stuff

My manual starts out with the rules, so it makes sense that a first edition would start with the rules, too. Mrs. Pine’s face must have hurt from having to follow #5, since she hardly smiles when I see her.

Rib Scout Rules:

1. Sell Ribs to support the Rack

2. Always knock before entering

3. Sell Ribs with a buddy!

4. Enrich your own ribs (and your heart!)

5. Smile
— Rib Scouts Manual pg. 2, First edition, Mrs. Pine

The current Rib Scout rules are pretty similar, except they switched out #5 with “Honor the sauce,” which I like way more since everyone knows Rib Scout BBQ sauce is the BEST.

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